Bloody Bollocks
Ive done fuck all this weekend. I feel like Im wasting my life.
Bothered though? Not really. I reworked one of my poems [ah Im such a geek]
Its weird when I wrote it, it had no meaning someone just gave me a theme.
And now. Well now it describes perfectly my last two relationships. So yes children.
History can repeat itself. Right down to the people involved having the same names.
Derren Brown eat your heart out. I can really predict the future. And I dont need to tie Robbie Williams up in rope and chains to do it.
Although that would be nice.
Had a strange and very inappropriate dream about Kemp of all people last night. Tad weird.
I blame Stef... ever since she told me about her uhhh notquitetothatoftheordinarydreams.
I have also been having them.
Laughed my head off last night. I was explaining to parents that Kerrie wouldnt do something because Amy wasnt going to be.
And suddenly my dad said "Kerrie scares me. Is she like in love with Amy or something?"
If this many people think it maybe its not far from the truth.
My darling daughter rang last night. Shes never going to change. "I tell you Sheryl if Id started today Grimmy might never have got a look in. The new store manager is HOT" No Nicola Baker he is not. Hes in his 30s and is a complete Hurray Henry.
[For those that dont follow my mothers bizarre end of the last centuary Edinbrugh slang, that means a prvite school boy who honestly thinks because he wore shorts and a cap all year round at school he is somehow better than the rest of the world and they should make up for it by letting him kill foxes for fun... i.e. everything that could possibly unattractive about a private school boy rather than a "wow hes fit, posh AND can use the english lanaguge correctly -insert drooling here-']. And to top it all off what does she do?
She says "I think hes got a kid" like this is a bonus.
Someone please please PLEASE drum it into my dear friend that fancying old men with children is just wrong. Especially when theyre older than her own dad.
Bothered though? Not really. I reworked one of my poems [ah Im such a geek]
Its weird when I wrote it, it had no meaning someone just gave me a theme.
And now. Well now it describes perfectly my last two relationships. So yes children.
History can repeat itself. Right down to the people involved having the same names.
Derren Brown eat your heart out. I can really predict the future. And I dont need to tie Robbie Williams up in rope and chains to do it.
Although that would be nice.
Had a strange and very inappropriate dream about Kemp of all people last night. Tad weird.
I blame Stef... ever since she told me about her uhhh notquitetothatoftheordinarydreams.
I have also been having them.
Laughed my head off last night. I was explaining to parents that Kerrie wouldnt do something because Amy wasnt going to be.
And suddenly my dad said "Kerrie scares me. Is she like in love with Amy or something?"
If this many people think it maybe its not far from the truth.
My darling daughter rang last night. Shes never going to change. "I tell you Sheryl if Id started today Grimmy might never have got a look in. The new store manager is HOT" No Nicola Baker he is not. Hes in his 30s and is a complete Hurray Henry.
[For those that dont follow my mothers bizarre end of the last centuary Edinbrugh slang, that means a prvite school boy who honestly thinks because he wore shorts and a cap all year round at school he is somehow better than the rest of the world and they should make up for it by letting him kill foxes for fun... i.e. everything that could possibly unattractive about a private school boy rather than a "wow hes fit, posh AND can use the english lanaguge correctly -insert drooling here-']. And to top it all off what does she do?
She says "I think hes got a kid" like this is a bonus.
Someone please please PLEASE drum it into my dear friend that fancying old men with children is just wrong. Especially when theyre older than her own dad.