WHAT?!

Jan 22, 2009 20:45

OMG, WTF ARTICLE? http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/106466/Where-You-Won't-Shop-in-2009

Okay, if Lane Bryant closes down around here, and... well, closes all of their stores down inevitably in the coming years all I gotta ask is: WHERE WILL ALL THE FAT GIRLS SHOP?!!! ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND NAKED?!

I mean REALLY. There are ZERO places for someone who is fat to shop at except Lane Bryant. They have helped me not be completely humiliated wearing straight leg jeans, and tweety bird shirts from wal-mart (because that's what all fat women like!). Lane Bryant gave me flare jeans, cute tops, and just awesome everything growing up! In fact, Lane Bryant is the ONLY store I buy jeans at. NO other store has my size, and style.

This is depressing and sad.

I guess we will run around naked. I would much rather be shot and killed before I put on a straight legged pants that taper and a tweety bird shirt that says something cutesy with huge hearts. I mean really.

Nakey time for fat ladies!
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