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Description of a Wedding.
By: FRESHMEN LACROSSE.
The (kinky) wedding yesterday afternoon between (freaky) (Miss Hart) and her groom, (The Bus Driver), was carried off (thrustly). The bride wore a long (naked) (pubic hair) with (black) edging and a (crusty) neckline. At the end of the (wet) ceremony, there wasn't a dry (tampon) in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a (smooth) man, just the type of (penis) we wanted for our (hard) daughter." The (oozing) couple left midst a flurry of (fishy) congratulations, to spend a (bloody) honeymoon visiting (camel-toes) in (bed). They are sure to live (vaginally) for many years.
OMFG such great times on the bus! you girls rock!!
By: FRESHMEN LACROSSE.
The (kinky) wedding yesterday afternoon between (freaky) (Miss Hart) and her groom, (The Bus Driver), was carried off (thrustly). The bride wore a long (naked) (pubic hair) with (black) edging and a (crusty) neckline. At the end of the (wet) ceremony, there wasn't a dry (tampon) in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a (smooth) man, just the type of (penis) we wanted for our (hard) daughter." The (oozing) couple left midst a flurry of (fishy) congratulations, to spend a (bloody) honeymoon visiting (camel-toes) in (bed). They are sure to live (vaginally) for many years.
OMFG such great times on the bus! you girls rock!!