A very fairy holiday
I screamed seeing the candles topple onto the floor. “Moth! What are you doing!” He turned around and looked somewhat guilty. “Uh..” I ran to where the fire had started and stomped the menorah candles. “Moth… I don’t even know what to say.” I looked around and didn’t see him there. I smirked hearing giggling come from the kitchen. I ran to the kitchen to see the latkes burning on the stove and the devilish little fairies throwing the burnt latkes around. I nearly screamed as a rock hard black latke came flying at me, as I ducked. They giggled more. I smirked. “Not funny!” They squealed flying around in the air. “So funny!” I stomped my foot and tossed the burnt latkes into the trash and throwing the pan into the sink. “EEW!” I heard a thump come out of nowhere and heard a fairy puke from another room. I groaned not even wanting to know what happened. I ran in to see what happened and was met with a pile of waxy, purple puke on the floor. Cobweb looked at me. “That candy didn’t taste good.” He wiped his face with his forearm and pointed to the “candy.” I groaned. “Cobweb that’s a TOY! You aren’t supposed to eat it!” “But I woooon!” He whined. “I want my prriiizze like I was prrooommissed.” I sighed and picked up some gold coins and tossed them at him. “Here! And PEEL them first!” He didn’t even listen as he started chewing on the gold foil covering the chocolate. He squealed with delight as the chocolate leaked through the holes he formed. I sighed. How did I end up with fairies on Chanukah. Officially the most dangerous holiday of the year.