Can't.Breathe.
Oy...so I have been hitting the gym almost every day now, and I bought one of those stupid body suits..holy shit. I could barely breathe, but the dress fits!! I called my friend to let her know that it fit, and she is thrilled. Between now and the 16th of next month I hope to have school finished, and fit even better into that dress. Those are my goals. I now need to buy a cheap pair of black flat shoes, and I am buying the following for her party:
A penis cake pan (Very large and it will be a chocolate cake..hehe think on it)
A penis tiara
penis pacifiers
AND penis ice trays for iced drinks..
I DO NOT have a penis obsession..but for a girl thats completely straight what else is there?
I was thinking I could buy the whole squad of us like rubber whips so when we run out to the strip clubs and she is drunk, she'll get 50 wedding spankings...mwaha.
On my vacation at work..but that situation is pissing me off so I will write on that later.
Off to listen to some music and check on things around the house...
A penis cake pan (Very large and it will be a chocolate cake..hehe think on it)
A penis tiara
penis pacifiers
AND penis ice trays for iced drinks..
I DO NOT have a penis obsession..but for a girl thats completely straight what else is there?
I was thinking I could buy the whole squad of us like rubber whips so when we run out to the strip clubs and she is drunk, she'll get 50 wedding spankings...mwaha.
On my vacation at work..but that situation is pissing me off so I will write on that later.
Off to listen to some music and check on things around the house...