Thirty-second fic

[shetiger]

There was a sex study I saw on yahoo a while back, and while I can't remember the details, the thing that stuck out to me was that the myth that sex dries up with marriage is just that, a myth.

Doo doo doo. Doo doo doo.

*imagine wavy lines here*

Rodney: I need to get married.
John: ...
John: What?
Rodney: Look at this. It says married people are having all kinds of sex. God, I miss sex.
John: *rolls eyes*
Rodney: What? Come on, I know you're not getting any either. Even if you act like the big stud on campus.
John: You don't need to get married, Rodney.
John: *shows Rodney why*

THE END