shesz alive!

Nov 16, 2005 10:01





&& you thought i was dead. naaaah im still live, breathing, && kickin.
so me && made up this stupid lil thing ... well instead of talking why dont i jus post it



*The guys at Mars Deli will no longer give you a Dutch on Credit.
*When you pay 50 cents for a Lucy at Don Marios, but if you wanna get a 100 youll walk your ass to Mars Deli and pay the extra quarter.
*Your known as Stoop sistas, or The Scoopy Doo Gang.
*You call anyone who lives on the left side of ash "The drug Free Crew"
*Youve signed the lil black "Shady Book"
*When you call Ezra "E'snoop" with a spanish accent.
*You consider "we Be Burning" By Sean pual one of your anthems.
*You hear "Gold digger" by Kanye West or the "whistle song" by Juelz Santana and think of Liliana
*when you call cigaretes a Stoge.
*When you go outside for a stoge, but have to watch out for your parents
*After work you go straight to Alexandras or Tanyas house.
*To tell the difference between the Alex's, you call them Alex and boy Alex
*Youve been to Kelsey's house and Drank Kool-Aid
*Youve got the "Nick" guy stored in your phone
*After a night out, you bring your dates back to the block.
*youve searched for change threw out your apartment so you can put in on the bag
*You call Alaxandra's dad's Van, "The Green Machine"
*You can't wait for October cause you know Alexandra's dad is gonna leave her "The green Machine"
*you drink Sparks to wake up.
*When you wake up, you shower and throw on a new Pair of Pj's
*You cant wait for "Open crib" at Tanyas house
*You cant for Kelseys mom to give you a week at the Poconos
*You love Tanyas Blankets and Alexandras Couch
*You consider Kelsey's Brother Jayson and Kieth Celebrites
*You wont walk to Juniper to cop, but you will walk to Michelles house for that Sipher
*When you hear "Sunshine" by lil Flip you think of Alaxandra
*Steven asked you for a Bust down from your stoge
*When your outside so late you catch Arif (aka Sharif, aka Reefa, aka Shakil) coming home
*When you say things like "Your burnt, Sign it, Shady ass".
*You made fun of Kelsey's cousin Angels Accent. BeCouse!
*Your "Moms worked at a Day Care Center"
*youve been told to lower your voice by one of Tanyas neighbors
*Liliana Has hung up the phone on you.
*Youve taken a Picture next to Trash
*Youve been caught actin like a crack head in front of 140-50
*Youve Broken up with some one Cause they took to much time away from being Ash Trash
*You have a laundry mat in your building but you go around the corner to wash and get Gossip
*You love Don Omar
*Alexandras has Sang to you
*When you consider Phone ringers to be a small portable Stereo
*You call your around the way neighbors "Cameos"
*You know who Lady, Kitty and the Lady Babara is
*You have an option of in front of tanyas building or behind it
*You dont know if Steven gives better shoties or Tanya
*youve been "Stuck"
*If you have Stoges and gum, your considered "The Man"
*If you know what a "bust 'em" and an "Ace 'em" is. "For the Nikka on the go!"
*you love Wendy's Cheese fries
*You've experienced the 3 phases, Chillin, Crack head status, Shit faced
*Sittin on the Stoop is an Event
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