understand that i'm not your precious little girl in a purple miniskirt [i am the death of your soul

Nov 05, 2007 18:41

005. TEN things you learned as child.

1. A bed sheet works just as well as a glove when worrying about finger-prints. The CSI revolution has allowed kids to understand what they can and cannot get away with. All I'm saying.

2. Parents don't know best.

3. Mixing Jack and Vodka is a sure fire way to knock a 28 year old woman out cold.

4. Being adopted by family members is an easy process but no matter what they always look at you as though one day you might break. You always stay in control of your emotions, if you ever have any.

5. Being pretty will allow you to get anything you want. Innocence is a mask that can easily be put in place, even as a child.

6. Older men like bows.

7. Younger boys like bare necks.

8. Sharpening knives is key to the end result. If your knife is dull it will not slide as easily across a throat.

9. Sink-holes are amazing for getting rid of evidence.

10. Friends are good props to have to retain the image of normal.

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