GGGRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

[shesquint]

Frightening status update from my sister-in-law, who, you may remember, has already had one child by the biggest imbecile on the East Coast, upsetting her entire family and saddling us with someone we strongly dislike--it might even be fair to say "hate":

[SIL] is so late it's not funny...baby number 2 is looking more and more possible...

This damn well better be an April Fool's joke.

ETA: It was a joke. Bitch. Whew.