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Mmmm.
I just treated my self to a nice, delicious mug of Egg Nog. No, mom, not that "lite" crap you buy. I spoiled myself with a quart of the "gourmet" variety - you know, gold carton and all, label says "hella more fat in this than the other kinds - I hope you didn't eat anything else today," which is good, because I don't eat that much these days - stress, lack of time, and a kitchen too filthy to cook in has really taken a toll on my appetite. Ergo, I have had an apple, a packet of cream of wheat, some almonds, and a cup of cheese tortellini today. And egg nog. I prefer to think of it as a diet supplement.
Are you not getting enough of your daily Fats?
Does your diet lack saturated goodness?
Are you always cold?
It may be that your diet is not supplying you with enough fat.
So, Drink Gourmet "Hella-Fatty" Egg Nog!
Supplying all the Fat that is missing from your daily diet!
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Ghaaahhhhhhh *imagine the sound Homer Simpson makes when someone mentions "doughnuts"*
I just treated my self to a nice, delicious mug of Egg Nog. No, mom, not that "lite" crap you buy. I spoiled myself with a quart of the "gourmet" variety - you know, gold carton and all, label says "hella more fat in this than the other kinds - I hope you didn't eat anything else today," which is good, because I don't eat that much these days - stress, lack of time, and a kitchen too filthy to cook in has really taken a toll on my appetite. Ergo, I have had an apple, a packet of cream of wheat, some almonds, and a cup of cheese tortellini today. And egg nog. I prefer to think of it as a diet supplement.
Are you not getting enough of your daily Fats?
Does your diet lack saturated goodness?
Are you always cold?
It may be that your diet is not supplying you with enough fat.
So, Drink Gourmet "Hella-Fatty" Egg Nog!
Supplying all the Fat that is missing from your daily diet!
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Ghaaahhhhhhh *imagine the sound Homer Simpson makes when someone mentions "doughnuts"*