campy news
i have to think of a camp name, a "positive nickname" to use this summer. the girl scout manual suggests "places, objects, foreign words, and characters" as possible choices. probably "princess consuela banana hammock" is inappropriate.
any ideas? suggestions?
also, as much as i love my garden, i've pretty much decided to leave my apartment. my neighbor left, and her plus closet space were about the only other positive things left in this building. better to get away from the memories, away from the creepy landlord and crew, and into someplace with a roommate so i will not let myself be such a disgusting slob ( i'm fastidious when i share space; when i don't, i mostly don't give a rat's ass)
speaking of ass, remember that ass story i wrote about carrying eeyore everywhere with me? the travel website where i sent it decided to include "everyone loves my ass" in one of their newsletters, title and all! they followed it with adverts for trips that include donkey or camel rides heh. great stuff. so now i can say i've been published twice hahaha.