twas the night of the lizard

[shesgottahaveit]

 
iguana was nestled all snug in my bed
while visions of organicallygrownvegetables danced in his head.

and i in my pj's out there on the couch
was wondering where the monster might be lurking about

i could see in the glow of the tv display
the living room was not where he decided to stay

then a crazy idea popped into my head:
i wonder if he is sprawled

Comments

[nicour]

hahahaha

brilliant!

[distractme]

i wrote one too

your lizard like bitches
all lined up in a row
he a pimp daddy reptile
with a bunch loada hos
does 'em all day
but don't slap 'em around
damanged goods ain't worth shit
down on the ground
gotta make the money
gotta get the grub
gotta get the roaches
gotta get the drugs

response to ian

[mimitabu]

iguanas is bitches, fuck all that shit

piss on iguanas, cut up iguanas
and fuck bitches with iguana-skin condoms
i hate iguanas like china hates lamas

do drugs

iguanas is bitchs, punks,
mark ass tricks, and trick ass fucks,
fuck iguanas,
i get paid all day and laid all night
i represent every god damn day
fuck iguanas, what

Re: response to ian

[shesgottahaveit]

i <3 you guys. seriously.