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[shesaidkissme]

So, my boyfriend works as a manager at this pet store. I used to work there for a year and then I quit. This girl comes in from time to time to see the parrot that we have at our store (who, by the way, is Satan and is morbidly obese). I've talked to her a few times when she comes in and so has my boyfriend. So she still comes in and one time I

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[thelastdropof__]

Send me her number and a picture and ill cap her in the knee

UNLESS you want a more evil form of "revenge"

ill date her for a while and then dump her in the most hienous way possible, to be voted on by everyone i know... and/or cap her in the knee

;)

im in the middle of a Mob love story, cant blame me for these ideas :p

[robmaywhat]

i think i may be actualy on ok terms with larry. i mean, he once had a good relationship with the drummer in my rock and roll band, but the word on the street is he hates girls. i hear that he chomps at thier faces with a sharp and ferocious beak of puncture wounds and writes in his diary about actualy swollowing thier flesh!

...but yeah, crazy people are fucking everywhere. i met a kid who was a pathological liar (who also happened to know my drummer) that had me fooled since early august. he told stories about how he used to own a multi million dollar carwashing and detailing bussiness out of boston. and also that he had his nose broken on 4 different occasions each involving differet surgeries. this progressed into white drug abuse that made him privately tell 8 different people that he wanted to take a bath with my drummer's girlfriend.
they're out there, but you must not fear them. you must recognise thier weakness and rise above them.

[shesaidkissme]

yeah larry hates females because his owner (who happens to be female) tortures him. she is also a contributor to his obesity; feeding him things such as egg sandwhiches and sausage. rumor has it, people even let him drink coffee. i don't think coffee is good for people, let alone birds.