::transmission fifty first::

[shesagift]

This reminds me of when we first got here. Does anyone remember? I was locked in a room with a very nice young man.

This one is smaller. But he'll do.

What really puzzles the brain is why you were all waking up at midnight.

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[pimp_hat]

I was sleepin' peacefully till dis albino showed up.

[fullmetal_twerp]

Did you get moved out of your room too?

And who's the 'albino'?

[pimp_hat]

No, but can't say it be any bettah findin' an albino in joor bed.

His name be Haine and he be grindin' on my every nerve.

[fullmetal_twerp]

*blink* That would be awkward.

Well, that's what your drinking is for, right? Good luck.

~Will you stop patting me? Please?

[pimp_hat]

Tanks, but it be souh puss here dat joo should be worryin' bout.

So who joo get chained up to?

HTML Fail!! that last line was supposed to be italics >.<

[fullmetal_twerp]

I don't know her name but she's way too calm about this shit...

My Alchemy did nothing to the chain... Nothing!!

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas stops for a moment. Wait, if he was responding to River, and Ed answered then that would mean...wow he was feeling pretty stupid right about now.]

Her name be River, and she be a friend of mine so take care of her alright?

Notin' eh? Well so much fud dat idea.

D'Oh, missed the delete orz

[fullmetal_twerp]

So she's a nice person? (might note a tone of anxiety there, women tend to use Ed as their punching bag)

How can there be no reaction?!?! I channeled and focused the energy! It can't just dissipate like that! There should have been something! Even a rebound!! But there was nothing!!!

S'alright, my fault for being stupid XD

[pimp_hat]

Yeah, and if joo be any trouble fuh her we gonna be havin' a liddle talk. Got it?

...Magic?

Nah, shoulda figured out why I was getting a mail notcie, but nothing showed on page.

[fullmetal_twerp]

Like I'd hurt someone who's not hurting me, yeesh, who do ya' think I am?
...
Don't answer that.

There's no such thing. And energy has to go somewhere! There has to be some reaction but there was nothing!! No-Thing!!

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas chuckles but says nothing.]

Joo actually be expectin' sometin' on dis boat to be makin' sense sprout?

[fullmetal_twerp]

Oh yes, silly me, how could I expect logic and scientific laws to apply to anything in this batshit crazy, asshole of the universe! *grouse growl gripe*

.......I wanna go home....

[shesagift]

Curious. Was he?

[pimp_hat]

No. Was sittin' on my bed lookin' at me. Be one of da worst ways to wake up I tell ja.

[shesagift]

It could've been some fat pig, Kevas.

[pimp_hat]

Bein' chained to a pig be majuh improvement fuh as I be concerned. Least den I be able to get me some bacon. Only ting dis souh puss be useful fuh be suckin' da fun outta everytin'!