∞Pile of paperwork / 002 [video]

[shes_got_guts]

 [See Milly. See Milly with sunglasses on the mountain. See Milly smirking, and enjoying what appears to be nature, but that could never be the case. She's too much of a jerk to even consider that. But she's laughing, and taking those sunglasses off, shrugging.]

Well, I was hoping that flood would've made a new beach but it looks like it wasn't too

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[retromodel]

Current status... water damage to current base of operations... critical. Systems offline.

[shes_got_guts]

...Pardon? I'm not sure I get what you're saying. If anything...

[retromodel]

A "thing of importance"...

[shes_got_guts]

Of importance... What is of importance?

[forget the tanning, this is rather interesting...]

[retromodel]

The laboratory.

Critical water damage sustained. No longer suitable for habitat.

[shes_got_guts]

The lab... Was there anyone in there? Is everyone okay? Are you... Are you okay?

[She's assuming that's where he's from, that laboratory he mentioned...]

[retromodel]

Current condition... all systems green.

Number of occupants within laboratory at time of flooding... zero.

[shes_got_guts]

[So everyone was safe... okay. She smiles.]

Well, as long as it's alright, I suppose. By the way, what's your name?

[retromodel]

... Lambda.

[shes_got_guts]

Lambda... Like the Greek letter! Well, I'm glad you're okay~ I'm Milly~!

[retromodel]

[Actually exactly like the greek letter...]

Milly. Creating new personnel file... processing... recording complete.

Please state additional biographical information.

[shes_got_guts]

[what a strange person. Time to be stranger~]

Well, I'm ten thousand years old, and my hair is actually a unique shade of lavender. My eyes were gifts of the ocean gods, and I've lost 200 pounds in the past three years, as well as a leg. That leg was not part of the 200 pounds, by the way. Ah, anything else~?

[retromodel]

... understood. Profile updated.