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Merlin ♥ Arthur/Merlin
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Can't Buy Me Love | NC-17 | 20,000 words
› In which it's 1964, Camelot is an advertising agency with a budget problem, Merlin is a copywriter who loves to twist, and Arthur is a junior partner who loves to shout. More or less. (March 2012)
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Three Silly Historical AU Drabbles | R, NC-17 and G | 664, 277 and 215 words
› Three silly historical AU drabbles. (February 2012)
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Leaving Only Bells of Lightning | light NC-17 | 3,600 words
› Arthur is king, and Merlin is avoiding him. Also, it's raining. (April 2011)
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Coming Clean | NC-17 | 1,600 words
› Merlin's newest shortcut to finishing his chores is something of an acquired taste. (December 2010)
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Gibraltar May Tumble | NC-17 | 25,000 words
› Merlin's life in London is a bit of a mess: his career is trapped somewhere between student and professional, his love life is trapped in a relationship gone sour, and most days he feels physically trapped in the tiny, shared flat he can't afford to move out of-until an unexpected opportunity sends him packing for the coast. There, he meets someone who might be in a even worse fix than he is: Arthur, a Victorian-era sea captain who's trapped, a bit literally, between life and death, and who refuses to leave the house he died in over a hundred years ago. (November 2010)
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Anyone Can Tell (you think you know me well) | NC-17 | 5,500 words
› Merlin wants more than just sex, and breaks things off with Arthur in order to find it. Arthur, absurdly, suddenly just wants Merlin. Canon Era. (August 2010)
Harry Potter ♥ Harry/Ron
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Prelude and Fugue | NC-17 | 16,000 words
› It took over an hour, from the time Harry arrived at work, for him to realise just how different today actually was. (December 2010)
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Ain't Got Time to Take a Fast Train | NC-17 | 6,400 words
› Harry's got a rather filthy secret admirer. (December 2009)
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untitled drabble | PG | 370 words
› It's Ron's mouth against his throat that does it, every time. (October 2009)
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Harry Potter and the Surprisingly Inconsequential Accident | PG-13 | 1,000 words
› Sometimes, magic is hard to control. (June 2009)
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Hand-to-Hand Combat | PG-13 | 400 words
› Ron wants to know more about Auror Training. (May 2009)
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All These Words I Don't Just Say | PG-13 | 900 words
› Ron stares at him and hopes, harder than he ever has before, that he isn't dreaming. (March 2009)
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Altitude Sickness | NC-17 | 1,200 words
› Hermione has convinced the boys to come skiing with her and her parents, and the whole thing is just as stupid as Ron always figured it would be. (March 2009)
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Wearing Harry Potter | PG-13 | 2,000 words
› Ron thought he knew what it felt like to Polyjuice into someone else, but Vincent Crabbe had nothing on this. (January 2009)
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59 Days | NC-17 | 4,500 words
› It's been fifty-nine days, and they're still not talking about it. (December 2008)
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The Second Hand Unwinds, a collaboration with
midnightblue88 | NC-17 | 3,000 words
› Harry felt the first genuine smile he'd worn all day slide onto his face as Ron scraped his fork over his plate and carefully licked the utensil clean. Inspired by the work of
reallycorking; includes art that is Not Worksafe. (July 2008)
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If You Want to Kiss the Sky (better learn how to kneel) | NC-17 | 1,500 words
› Because someone's got to teach N.E.W.T.-level Blow Jobs. (June 2008)
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Positive Reinforcement | PG | 900 words
› Harry seems to have developed a new habit. (April 2008)
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A Matter of Pride | NC-17 | 2,700 words
› Ron’s working too hard. (March 2008)
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Palmistry | R | 1,200 words
› Ron loves Harry's palms. (February 2008)
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Reflected | R | 7,300 words
› Ron sees his life from a different angle. (December 2007)
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One Winter’s Night | Light NC-17 | 3,000 words
› Ron finds his way to Harry's house on a snowy night. Based on
reallycorking's
insanely lovely art by the same title. (December 2007)
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Sugar On My Tongue | PG-13 | 700 words
› Sometimes how you eat is as important as what you eat. (November 2007)
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Tall, Skinny Redheads | NC-17 | 800 words
› So who exactly is Harry’s type? (November 2007)
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Hallowe'en | NC-17 | 1,500 words
› Harry's plans with Ron for Hallowe'en are thwarted. Or are they? (October 2007)
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Ron's Really Bad Idea | NC-17 | 11,500 words
› He knows a love potion is a bad idea, he really does. And it's not that he's desperate, exactly. He just can't take it anymore. (October 2007)
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Harry and Ron Move Out | NC-17 | 1,900 words
› Harry and Ron move out and enjoy the first private moments in their new home. (September 2007)
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Solace | NC-17 | 1,200 words
› Harry comes home at the end of a bad day, and finds something missing. (August 2007)
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The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters | NC-17 | 2,500 words
› Ron needs a moment with Harry before they leave King's Cross. Slashy addition to the Epilogue. (August 2007)
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A Midsummer Night's Swim | R | 5,600 words
› Harry wants to know how naked he has to be for it to count as skinny dipping. (June 2007)
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Pants on Fire(whiskey) | NC-17 | 12,000 words
› Once again, something Harry can't remember has changed everything. (April 2007)
Sherlock Holmes ♥ Holmes/Watson
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Bar the Shouting | NC-17 | 5,000 words
› It always ends the same way, the result decided ages ago. All that's left is for Watson to work out whether it's victory or defeat. (June 2010)
Supernatural ♥ Sam/Dean
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Idling | PG | 335 words
› With his foot against the brake, Sam can feel the steady rumble of the engine. (November 2009)
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Higher Learning | NC-17 | 23,200 words | a collab with
peccatrixjusta and
reallycorking
› When Sam's old Stanford buddy unexpectedly calls in a favor, the Winchester brothers find themselves tested in more ways than one. (July 2009)
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5 Drabbles | G through PG-13 | ~100 words each
› I did that Set-Your-iPod-To-Shuffle-And-Use-The-First-Ten-Songs-As-Prompts thing that people like to do, except I'm lame and only did five. (April 2009)
Harry Potter ♣ Other Pairings
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The Most Attractive of All His Parents' Friends | NC-17 | Teddy/Bill/Fleur | 13,600 words
› This is Teddy. He's a little worried about his future. (December 2009)
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A Simple Misunderstanding | NC-17 | Seamus/Dean | 4,300 words
› Seamus is naked a lot. Dean’s worked out a way to cope. (March 2008)
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Come On, Baby, Light My Fire | NC-17 | Arthur/Molly | 1,200 words
› Arthur sometimes struggles to be a gentleman with his wife. (December 2007)
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Tipping the Nymphae | NC-17 | Hermione/Luna | 8,500 words
› Hermione doesn’t believe in nymphae. (June 2007)
Harry Potter ♠ Gen
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When He Comes Back | G | 2,500 words
› “No,” Harry corrected him. “He must’ve known you’d always want to come back.” (October 2008)
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On This Lowly Ground | PG | 2,100 words
› Harry Potter is dead. (Chapter 36, through Ron’s eyes.) (January 2008)
Various & Sundry ♣ other crazy stuff I did a long time ago
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House Call | PG | Harry/
magicofisis | 2,500 words
›
magicofisis gets some extra help around the house. (November 2008)
♣ Art:
It's not every day your young man turns eleven, now is it? | G | Harry Potter/RL Crossover, lol | 30 words
› 11yo Harry attends
magicofisis's son's 11th birthday party. Through the magic of time travel. Or something. (October 2008)
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The trouble with dating much (much, much) older women. | NC-17 | Bill S. Preston, Esq. / Ted "Theodore" Logan | 2,000 words
› Our girlfriends are most frustratingly chaste. (May 2008)
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Avoiding the Issue | NC-17 | Jack Kelly/David Jacobs (Newsies) | 2,400 words
› You been avoiding me, Dave? (April 2007)