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I decided to post a fake profile on okcupid, just to see what would happen. I've been bombarded with instant messages from total douchebags.
Here's my fucking amazing profile
And here are some of the jerks who message me:
Jerk 1
Some guy advises: "wow, you sound pretty intimidating. smart, goodlooking, hard worker, high sttandards. shit, i feel like i'm crossing the line just talking to you".
You can be a total asshole to people, and they will continue talking to you because you look totally easy.
This guy wants to give me a massage
One guy was like "I LOVE TO DANCE." And his interests are as follows:
DANCIN , DANCIN , DANCIN wit Ray-gaytoneras!!!!!!!! Reading and Writing poetry!!!! TAKING LONG WALKS AROUND THE LAKES IN THE MOONLIGHT!!! Going back to old places I USED TO LIVE aka RESIDE AT!!! "Fading" people's hair ("That means cutting hair" for those that dont know). I love to cook all kinds of foods , especially kat fish , chicken , apple pie (from scratch) , lasania (from scratch) , Chicken & Dumplings , (that how we used to do it in Marrietta , GA. Shout out to Marrietta and Smerna , GA) , So if you wanna see me in cookin , well see me then!!! I will shoot ya down like Emerill did Martha Stewart!!!
Here's my fucking amazing profile
And here are some of the jerks who message me:
Jerk 1
Some guy advises: "wow, you sound pretty intimidating. smart, goodlooking, hard worker, high sttandards. shit, i feel like i'm crossing the line just talking to you".
You can be a total asshole to people, and they will continue talking to you because you look totally easy.
This guy wants to give me a massage
One guy was like "I LOVE TO DANCE." And his interests are as follows:
DANCIN , DANCIN , DANCIN wit Ray-gaytoneras!!!!!!!! Reading and Writing poetry!!!! TAKING LONG WALKS AROUND THE LAKES IN THE MOONLIGHT!!! Going back to old places I USED TO LIVE aka RESIDE AT!!! "Fading" people's hair ("That means cutting hair" for those that dont know). I love to cook all kinds of foods , especially kat fish , chicken , apple pie (from scratch) , lasania (from scratch) , Chicken & Dumplings , (that how we used to do it in Marrietta , GA. Shout out to Marrietta and Smerna , GA) , So if you wanna see me in cookin , well see me then!!! I will shoot ya down like Emerill did Martha Stewart!!!