Everyone has their price.

[shes_a_wee_lass]

The only thing I like about this time of year is the Guilt Check from my dad. Personally, I think I should get some extra dough since I never ruined my life by dropping out some puppies, but hey, Guilt Checks are nothing to sneeze about.

Oooh, College, I'm so going to be inside you. Wheeee! Retard math!