how to know when i'm a sleepytime gal

[shes_a_wee_lass]

I kind of want to shave my cat's belly. You know, the way it was when she got spayed. I think it's just more cute. Like shaved testicles except a cat tum-tum.
Is that an unethical grooming practice as a Kitty Mommy? Oh god. I just said Kitty Mommy. I should die alone but with forty cats and a wiener dog. Then I'd be a Kitty-Doggy Mommy. And they would eat my corpse.