my life as an heiress by paris hilton.
i just started reading this book on my break. in fact, i checked it out from the employee library because i was so in love after only a few pages.
now here is one of many reasons why i love Paris Hilton and will thoroughly enjoy this ridiculous book.
How to be an Heiress, rule #19:
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne, because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired. You never have a hangover. And you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid.
Amen Paris. You are too cool for words.
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now here is one of many reasons why i love Paris Hilton and will thoroughly enjoy this ridiculous book.
How to be an Heiress, rule #19:
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne, because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired. You never have a hangover. And you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid.
Amen Paris. You are too cool for words.
<3