The rules, if anyone else wants to play:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.
I got Dean, Eliot, and Daniel from
steeleblue:
Shag:
Marry:
Cliff (but in a nice way):