Mar 11, 2008 18:11
A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured.
He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.
Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down then he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap
dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the household brained Zog with a golfclub.