dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pushed edonohana in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-370 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
sherrys1977