nina's crazy vegan dream
I dreamt that I was shopping for vegan biscuits and couldn't find any until I stumbled across "otterman's mint slices", which for some reason I remembered as being animal free.
Then I looked on the ingredients which all seemed in order - chocolate, mint etc until I looked further down the list got to... wait for it... "otter cheese". Which apparently is cheese made from otter milk....
And next to it was a warning which said "may contain traces of otter. Also, cannot guarantee that no otters were spanked in the making of these biscuits."
....riiiiight....
Then I looked on the ingredients which all seemed in order - chocolate, mint etc until I looked further down the list got to... wait for it... "otter cheese". Which apparently is cheese made from otter milk....
And next to it was a warning which said "may contain traces of otter. Also, cannot guarantee that no otters were spanked in the making of these biscuits."
....riiiiight....