ok so real quick before work, i have good good good news. The restaurant from HELL sold!!! i never ever ever have to work there, or at any festival, or anywhere again! i don't have to have stinky shitty gross chinese food stinking up my car ever again! not that it tastes bad, it just smells like hot vomit to me. yes, hot vomit. my last day was friday and now the only reason why i'll ever go remotely near Joliet is to BOMB IT. family evacuated first of course.
oh and i'm having people over for new years eve so if you want to come, go ahead. im warning you now that if you're too drunk to go home, i have a limited number of blankets, and hardwood flooring. sorry? please don't vomit on my belongings.
We made cookies on xmas. This is the dead snowman cookie who got shot/stabbed.
Jack the Egg Roll Ripper
yeah i'm a horrible person