the two exchanges at target...
ONE:
alxx: why is he a hero again?
glen: he played superman.
alxx: but...
glen: then he fell off a horse.
alxx: but...
glen: then he championed a great cause ONLY AFTER it affected him...
alxx: and look, he's on THAT cover too!
glen: like i said, if hitler had played superman, he'd be a hero now too...
woman if front of us in line: *horrified, face turns red, looks away*
TWO:
Target Employee: ya know, ya get ten percent off just for filling out a credit application, and you get this free stuffed dog (target mascot...dog with red ring around eye...)
Alxx M: it's worth paying the extra ten percent to NOT have that dog in my house.
TE: (taken aback) but...but he's so cute!
AM: no, not really.
TE: oh, hush he'll hear you and you'll get his feelin's all hurt.
AM: no, it can't hear me. it's stuffed. it doesn't have feelings.
TE: but...it...i...
AM: besides, i'm not in the habit of placing corporate advertising in my home, thank you.
TE: uh...i...okay den, have a nice evening (grumbles quietly)
brilliant.
alxx: why is he a hero again?
glen: he played superman.
alxx: but...
glen: then he fell off a horse.
alxx: but...
glen: then he championed a great cause ONLY AFTER it affected him...
alxx: and look, he's on THAT cover too!
glen: like i said, if hitler had played superman, he'd be a hero now too...
woman if front of us in line: *horrified, face turns red, looks away*
TWO:
Target Employee: ya know, ya get ten percent off just for filling out a credit application, and you get this free stuffed dog (target mascot...dog with red ring around eye...)
Alxx M: it's worth paying the extra ten percent to NOT have that dog in my house.
TE: (taken aback) but...but he's so cute!
AM: no, not really.
TE: oh, hush he'll hear you and you'll get his feelin's all hurt.
AM: no, it can't hear me. it's stuffed. it doesn't have feelings.
TE: but...it...i...
AM: besides, i'm not in the habit of placing corporate advertising in my home, thank you.
TE: uh...i...okay den, have a nice evening (grumbles quietly)
brilliant.