a little Pollock...

Nov 09, 2006 22:19

My dad sent me this link a while ago. I think most other art-freaks like myself would be amused as well ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

an epic for Melanie (and other art folk) sherlockwholmes November 10 2006, 04:08:00 UTC
*ahem*

Hear Hear, gather round, ye children of the arts,
And I your recent fellow, shall grant you an epic tale,
A tale of love, a tale of hate
A tale I shall recite well said,
The ancient tale of team blue and team red...

Long ago in the deep Arbor, in proximity to a mighty
Non-existant spring, Shall we begin
Two teams of unmatched artistic prowess and energy
Went to battle with one and the other
For they often butted head
The fiersome angry team blue and team red

They approached one another from opposite sides
Of the St. Ganton Cathedral, hurling insults
Such like had never before been witnessed
"You smell like cheese!" spake blue
"Your perspective is off!" replied red
Oh, those horrid moments I dread
Betwixt the lively team blue and team red

The insults could only bide so much time
Before long team blue made a plan
A devious, biomorphic, horrifying plan
They were to invoke the cursing power of one man
Famed in all the land, yet strikes utter horrer
In all who understand,
This man you all know,
His name is Kinkade,
He creeps through your head,
Brings terror to all, team blue and team red

Fortunatley, however, team red saw the cunning,
And long had prepared for such attacks of this kind,
They knew how low that blue would stoop
And thus were prepared, and brought the book
The book that stomps upon unartistic reason,
And always will triumph, no matter the stakes
Red opens a bag, slowly bringing out that book, we call:
Jansen.
Oh the triumph the comes in this well-clad
That will soon end strife between team blue and team red

With unfaltering hands red lifted up Jansen
Blue cowered in the dark corners of St. Ganton
Knowing their weapon of Kindade, could not stand a chance
They begged for mercy, but red knew better
And chucked that book of ten pounds
Squashing the wretched blue and their paintings of light,
Oh what scene! Oh what a night!
Blue is no more, they stood no chance though well-bred,
Forever and on, no team blue, only red!

Reply

Re: an epic for Melanie (and other art folk) catchyphrase November 10 2006, 05:04:52 UTC
I say, I tend to remember that evening quite differently. However, midnight on a work night (no longer a school night!) is no time to tell it. No frightful hour such as this could give light to the darkness that would fall on all human heart that would hear this tale...no, not tonight.

I'll put you straight yet, you knarly reds! Just you wait til that day! The sad truth will come upon you like a front door closing on a weary traveler on a dark, cold night! You stinky cheese-ed ones!!!

Reply

Re: an epic for Melanie (and other art folk) sherlockwholmes November 12 2006, 14:11:07 UTC
Yes, indeed, the treachery of the Blues is dark, dark, dark. Fully capable to infest the entire world with folly.

Your perspective is still off, my friend.

I welcome your tale of lies at any time.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up