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[sherlockpuff]

Derek Dooley has been feeling really ill lately. If you ask me, it's because he didn't prepare for his O.W.L.s properly even though I trained him! He went to see Madam Pomfrey but half of the hospital ward was closed off. Does anyone know why? Is it because of Harry Potter?

Well, do not worry, my fellow Hogwartsians! I'm going to get to the bottom of this, or my name isn't Ernest Macmillan.