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Draco Foulboy isn't much of a partner. He's hardly prepared for this trip. He knows nothing of the wonderful creatures that roam the Forest, and when I offered to lend him my copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them he threatened me with the revenge of The Claw Master. He hasn't even practiced stunning spells during the past week! We could be caught by surprise at any given moment and killed! DEAD.
And he's jumpy as a ferret. There was no need for him to send up red sparks, I was just testing his reflexes. How else would I know if it's safe enough for me to walk around in the Forest with him? Of course I needed to see if he's well enough on his guard! I don't care what the professors say about sneaking up on your partner in the dark, I thought he was supposed to be some sort of a kung fu master. How wrong I was! Now it looks like our survival rests solely on my capable shoulders.
Anyway, I would do a much more better job at protecting you all if I'd gotten a proper night's sleep, but Anthony Goldstein stole my camping buddy and left me sleeping with the The Breather. He's a creepy fellow, that Scott Rivers. He stared at me for a few moments before falling asleep, and then he started SNORING. For six hours straight.
Now, where's breakfast?
And he's jumpy as a ferret. There was no need for him to send up red sparks, I was just testing his reflexes. How else would I know if it's safe enough for me to walk around in the Forest with him? Of course I needed to see if he's well enough on his guard! I don't care what the professors say about sneaking up on your partner in the dark, I thought he was supposed to be some sort of a kung fu master. How wrong I was! Now it looks like our survival rests solely on my capable shoulders.
Anyway, I would do a much more better job at protecting you all if I'd gotten a proper night's sleep, but Anthony Goldstein stole my camping buddy and left me sleeping with the The Breather. He's a creepy fellow, that Scott Rivers. He stared at me for a few moments before falling asleep, and then he started SNORING. For six hours straight.
Now, where's breakfast?