Passive Aggressive is my middle name.
Dear Asshole Roommates,
I was going to have eggs for breakfast this morning, but it looks like you used the rest of mine yesterday to make muffins you never offered me. Thanks for that. I guess I shouldn't have told you that I was worried about finishing them, I didn't realize that was an open invitation for you to take them all.
Also, I know it was like forever ago (aka 4pm yesterday) when I said I was going to do laundry this morning at 10, so you should do yours that night. I guess you didn't finish or whatever since your clothes were in there from 10-12. It's totally fine though. I mean, whatever, I'm only two HOURS behind on my day, right?
Oh, and also? Get fucking bent.
I was going to have eggs for breakfast this morning, but it looks like you used the rest of mine yesterday to make muffins you never offered me. Thanks for that. I guess I shouldn't have told you that I was worried about finishing them, I didn't realize that was an open invitation for you to take them all.
Also, I know it was like forever ago (aka 4pm yesterday) when I said I was going to do laundry this morning at 10, so you should do yours that night. I guess you didn't finish or whatever since your clothes were in there from 10-12. It's totally fine though. I mean, whatever, I'm only two HOURS behind on my day, right?
Oh, and also? Get fucking bent.