Brief Interviews With Me
Guess what, bitches! I AM IN DAVID FOSTER WALLACE'S Creative Writing Fiction Class this Fall 2007!
Me and only 10 OTHER PEOPLE!!! Oh please, oh please let this be as awesome as I think it will be!
ETA:
50 Ways to Kill Karen (An Open Plea From My Mom) by Muggins Rated: M [5 stars] [Reviews - 6] New!
Summary: My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket… There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.
(I put the summary there so that you don't click on the link and explode without the warning)
THIS... is disgusting. Oh, my dear Muggins. As though I didn't have a reason to HATE YOU PASSIONATELY already, you've given me more fuel for the fire.
I've never seen a Team Karener write a fic where Pam is mauled by a wild animal, why must you inflict this upon us? In the war of Karen v. Pam, the Jammers are NOT playing fair.
ETA the Second: I need to clarify that I haven't read the story. I obeyed the warning. But I'm still pissed as HELL that people are:
1. Writing this shit.
2. Reading this shit.
3. Giving this shit 5 star reviews.
4. NOT a part of my crusade to PUNCH ALL OF THE JAMMERS IN THE FACE!!! OMG GUYS!!! STOP RUING THE SHOW FOR ME!!! STOP RUINING MY CAREER!!! STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND!!!
David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, go to my happy place, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace...
Me and only 10 OTHER PEOPLE!!! Oh please, oh please let this be as awesome as I think it will be!
ETA:
50 Ways to Kill Karen (An Open Plea From My Mom) by Muggins Rated: M [5 stars] [Reviews - 6] New!
Summary: My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket… There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.
(I put the summary there so that you don't click on the link and explode without the warning)
THIS... is disgusting. Oh, my dear Muggins. As though I didn't have a reason to HATE YOU PASSIONATELY already, you've given me more fuel for the fire.
I've never seen a Team Karener write a fic where Pam is mauled by a wild animal, why must you inflict this upon us? In the war of Karen v. Pam, the Jammers are NOT playing fair.
ETA the Second: I need to clarify that I haven't read the story. I obeyed the warning. But I'm still pissed as HELL that people are:
1. Writing this shit.
2. Reading this shit.
3. Giving this shit 5 star reviews.
4. NOT a part of my crusade to PUNCH ALL OF THE JAMMERS IN THE FACE!!! OMG GUYS!!! STOP RUING THE SHOW FOR ME!!! STOP RUINING MY CAREER!!! STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND!!!
David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, go to my happy place, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace, David Wallace...