Mr. Gruff, the Athiest, will guide me through this entry.

[sherlockelly]

Ok, so... Anna Nicole Smith. Double You. Tee. Eff. That is really depressing me for some reason. Maybe not depressing so much as really confusing me. My dad called me and was like:

Dad: Kelly! I have news for you! Anna Nicole Smith.
Kelly: Is she dead?!
Dad: Yeah. Dead. I just saw it. Overdose or suicide or... something. It just happened.
Kelly: WHAT?!?!
Dad: I know. I heard and I knew I had to call you.
Kelly: I need to call Lauren!

...

Lauren: Kelly! Hello!
Kelly: Lauren! Have you read the gossip sites today?
Lauren: I read Superficial this morning.
Kelly: News. BIG!
Lauren: What!!! Tell me!!!
Kelly: Anna Nicole Smith.
Lauren: Yeah...?
Kelly: Dead. Suicide. Or overdose.
Lauren: WHAT?!?

So... yeah. It just is SO WEIRD! We keep looking at each other and being like "WHAT?!? WHAT?!?! How did this happen?!?"
Anyway. katrina87, check your email darling! I am BORED. (I have told you this about 5 different times in several different mediums at this point.)