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Someone decided to be nice and shit all over the toilet in our shared bathroom. And not really on the toilet. It's behind the toilet, on the floor around the toilet, and on the underside of the bowl. I wasn't aware shit could do that. It's like someone took a container of it and splashed it on.
I want that bathroom cleaned so bad. It's the nicest one, but it's been dirty for over a week and now there is shit... People are so nasty. We're trying to revive the reputation of Gibson! Not shit on it. Literally!
Anyway, I went with Lauren (my new roomie, exponentially better than Mac) to her hip-hop class and decided to enroll in it. Catherine and Sabrina are going to enroll, too. We started talking about self-defense classes on the way back to the dorms. Catherine and I have both taken them, so we decided to share ways to fight off a rapist.
Mine were all lame, like "pee your pants! act crazy! eat grass!" Catherine's were all like, "knee to the stomach!!" So Catherine said she would teach me the legit ways to fight a rapist and we laid down in this grassy patch and I pretended to rape her and she flipped me. Then I flipped her. And we realize were in the middle of the crowd coming back from dinner and screaming, "Me next! Rape me next!"
All in all, I learned new ways to fight off attackers, but not ways to fight off the odor of renegade shit in a coed public stall. Poop.
I want that bathroom cleaned so bad. It's the nicest one, but it's been dirty for over a week and now there is shit... People are so nasty. We're trying to revive the reputation of Gibson! Not shit on it. Literally!
Anyway, I went with Lauren (my new roomie, exponentially better than Mac) to her hip-hop class and decided to enroll in it. Catherine and Sabrina are going to enroll, too. We started talking about self-defense classes on the way back to the dorms. Catherine and I have both taken them, so we decided to share ways to fight off a rapist.
Mine were all lame, like "pee your pants! act crazy! eat grass!" Catherine's were all like, "knee to the stomach!!" So Catherine said she would teach me the legit ways to fight a rapist and we laid down in this grassy patch and I pretended to rape her and she flipped me. Then I flipped her. And we realize were in the middle of the crowd coming back from dinner and screaming, "Me next! Rape me next!"
All in all, I learned new ways to fight off attackers, but not ways to fight off the odor of renegade shit in a coed public stall. Poop.