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First post...? ext_341334 January 6 2011, 05:43:27 UTC
This is your prompt:

When they find the ring, it's Watson who recognizes it, Watson who decides on taking a vacation, and Watson who throws it into the volcano where it belongs. Sherlock is rather put out- he was rather interested in the ring that turned people invisible, you know, for SCIENCE!

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Re: First post...? captainsway January 6 2011, 05:47:56 UTC
Bahahah! My Lord of the Rings fan in me is gleeing at this~ <3

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Re: First post...? ext_341334 January 6 2011, 05:49:37 UTC
Yay~

No this has nothing to do with Martin Freeman being cast to play Bilbo in The Hobbit, nothing whatsoever

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Re: First post...? captainsway January 6 2011, 05:53:27 UTC
Oh, of course not. ;D I was watching that whole coverage like a hawk when I saw Freeman might have been casted. Now that he has, I don't even care how horrible the movies might be. I was saddened over the LotheR movies, but dude. Martin Freeman.

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Re: First post...? ext_341334 January 6 2011, 06:04:22 UTC
I have come to the conclusion that any and every movie is better with Martin Freeman, hence my hurry to finally watch The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy though my friend informed my that it was not as good as the book.

Who cares- it was MARTIN FREEMAN.

(A yarn puppet Martin Freeman too! ~Adorable~) XD

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Fill: Yes, Precious 1/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 17:29:03 UTC
(Sherlock/John, pg)

Sherlock wouldn't even take a turn carrying the one ring as they climbed the highest peak of Mount Doom, although maybe actually that was a good thing. Sherlock was stroppy enough without bringing evil, mind-controlling artifacts into the picture.

They'd acquired the ring from one Arlton Smeagol, which really ought to have been a tip-off. John was the one who sometimes got a bit out of hand with the online poker, yet it was Sherlock who in a fit of boredom had taught himself to count cards and wandered out into the night to enjoy this new accomplishment.

He'd come back late, smelling of cigarettes and dust, a faint but pleasant tang of whiskey on his breath. John was acutely aware of these sensory details, because Sherlock was also bloody invisible. Thus there wasn't a whole lot else to go on. It turned out, John knew Sherlock's exasperated sigh rather well (it meant something along the lines of, your minds are so, so tiny), so it didn't take him long to figure out what had happened ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 2/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 17:32:33 UTC
Sherlock sniffed and wandered off to do, well, probably nothing resulting in delicious tea or kitchen- counters that were safe to lean against. Meanwhile, John opened a search window and carefully typed in,

Fires of Mount Doom locationHe spent the next two hours scrolling through forum posts in which pandaluver354 and orlandosarseboy (regrettable name, although John understood the sentiment) argued furiously about whether it was to be found in central Ohio or somewhere in Australia. About halfway through, Sherlock ambled over and pickpocketed him for the ring, which might have worked if he hadn't immediately vanished after acquiring it. Fortunately, Sherlock was too lazy to get up off the couch once he'd lain down, so John didn't have any worries about finding him again if he needed to ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 3/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 17:35:17 UTC
“Is your shoulder bothering you?” Sherlock asked, as they finished a particularly wicked stretch of the trail. “Shall I massage it for you? I would be more than happy to massage it for you.”

“You know, it doesn't seem appropriate to take advantage of whatever evil forces are making you behave kindly,” John said regretfully. A massage would be rather nice, especially from Sherlock. “If you still want to after we destroy the ring,” John compromised, “That can be arranged.”

“Oh, I will,” Sherlock said earnestly. “It is one of my greatest aspirations to give you comfort. Among other things.”

“Now I know the ring's affecting you,” John muttered, and silently rolled his eyes at his own ridiculous blushing ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 17:36:40 UTC
“Ah,” John replied. “Ah. Well that makes my behavior a lot less inappropriate then, so good. Although we really didn't need to go on a death-defying quest in order for me to feel this way.”

Sherlock was now doing a rather gratifying impersonation of a fish out of water. “We--” he said, in a choked-off kind of way. “We didn't?”

John very slowly and deliberately closed his eyes, counted to three, and then opened them again. “Sherlock,” he said warningly, “Is there something you would like to tell me? No, let me rephrase that. Whatever it is you do not want to tell me, do so immediately ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 17:46:45 UTC
I can die now. Life, she is complete.

"Also, the ring, defeated by Sherlock's powers of sarcasm, seemed to be having some sort of inverse effect in which Sherlock had become shockingly sweet." You are effing brilliant with this reversal!

“One detective to rule them all,”
“Consulting detective,” he corrected, between kisses. “And there's only one of me, so I'll just have to rule over the metro police.”

AHAHAHA! How so awesome?!?!

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 captainsway January 6 2011, 18:29:29 UTC
Ahahahahahaha, oh my goodness. Laughing too much to say anything remotely intelligent.

This was cute and hilarious. I do have to say though, I think my favourite part was John freaking Googling where Mount Doom was. xD And then Mycroft's response... oh man.

Sherlock, you're a goof. This was awesome. <3

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 ext_341334 January 6 2011, 19:40:30 UTC
Haha! This is hilarious and adorable! Great, great fill!

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 alltoseek January 6 2011, 19:41:56 UTC
Only Sherlock would think he'd need to save civilization as we know it just to ask John out.

Love John ordering Sherlock about for a change: Go pack, we're going on vacation.

Mycroft is so much handier and more reliable than Galdalf!

particularly orcish looking tourists Aren't all tourists orcish?

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 blamethecupcake January 6 2011, 22:09:51 UTC
Oh my good the whole thing about the wrights driving Mitsubishis and can not find Mount Doom on Google Maps killed me. Loved it and will continue to do so forever!

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 darthhellokitty January 7 2011, 00:20:17 UTC
Oh, god, this is KILLING ME WITH LAUGHS.

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Re: Fill: Yes, Precious 4/4 ext_341334 January 7 2011, 01:13:18 UTC
THANK YOU!!!! This was SERIOUSLY awesome! Though I do have one question, and that could just be a difference between where you and I are from~ XD

I always thought that they were Ring Wraiths, not Ring Wights. (~_~);

Again, though, it could just be the difference between my books and yours. XD

P.S. Favorite line I've got to admit was this one: "HELP. SHERLOCK WON THE ONE RING AT POKER. MUST THROW INTO FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM BUT CANNOT LOCATE ON GOOGLE MAPS. ASSISTANCE PLEASE BEFORE RING WIGHTS APPEAR." I really need to find an excuse to text people with that now. XD

And did I mention that it was adorable???

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