Sherlock has to dance every time he hears a certain song, he can't resist and it gets to be rather troublesome once someone discovers this and exploits it for all it's worth.
Rocker ~ AC/DC Sherlock was bored that night. John was out and the cases that Lestrade was giving him were pointless at the least. His violin was taking away his patience as it was usually so easy to tune, but this night, it was rather difficult, it seemed that the wood had swollen. He needed something of a musical nature to occupy his mind. He decided the look through John’s CD collection for something decent to listen to. He got even more bored from looking from the oddly designed covers and just turned on the player, not caring what was in it. The rocking tunes of AC/DC came out. He picked up his violin and stood on the couch, and yelled, for the while street to hear. ‘I’m a rocker, I’m roller, I’m a right out of controller”
Divide and ConquershotgunbetteDecember 7 2010, 01:56:43 UTC
Moriarty frames John and "Anthea" of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off. Cue BAMF!John and BAMF!"Anthea" doing their best to clear their names with the help of Mummy Holmes, who can't bear to see her children trying to function without their better halves. Looking for major angst with satisfying h/c ending.
My guess: the famous "Who's on first" joke ( http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml ), and John (and possibly thousands of other people?) are playing it on Sherlock, who doesn't get it because he wouldn't know the joke.
Oh, if you don't want to read the entire joke, it basically involves someone named Who on first base, so whenever someone asks, "Who's on first," the answer is always "Who," as in, "Who (as in which person) is on first?" "Who (person) is on first," repeated ad infinitum.
Stay quiet and no one will ever notice...
anonymous
December 7 2010, 01:59:07 UTC
The overnight bus was dark and quiet, more than half the seats empty as they cruised through the night. Even Sherlock had fallen into a comfortable silence, leaning into John's shoulder. John thought he might actually be asleep - right up to the moment he felt Sherlock's hand slither into his suddenly-open trousers.
"Sherlock! What are you do-" John bit off the rest of the whispered question, desperate to strangle the noise he made in his throat as Sherlock's fingers lightly circled his cock.
"Hush now, John," Sherlock lifted his head to breathe into John's ear, warm murmur sending another flush of arousal through him. "You don't want wake anyone, do you?"
(Where are they going? Is Sherlock merely taking advantage of an opportunity that has presented itself or has John done something to deserve a semi-public handjob? You tell me, anons. Or, you know, just give us some filthy, filthy porn. Whatever.)
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Angst or crack, your choice.
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Sherlock was bored that night. John was out and the cases that Lestrade was giving him were pointless at the least. His violin was taking away his patience as it was usually so easy to tune, but this night, it was rather difficult, it seemed that the wood had swollen. He needed something of a musical nature to occupy his mind. He decided the look through John’s CD collection for something decent to listen to. He got even more bored from looking from the oddly designed covers and just turned on the player, not caring what was in it. The rocking tunes of AC/DC came out. He picked up his violin and stood on the couch, and yelled, for the while street to hear.
‘I’m a rocker, I’m roller, I’m a right out of controller”
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BAMP!mycroft saves Lestrade life.
Bonus boint if it involves guns.
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(Mycroft says: Nufaidep Mortarrty. That doesn't sound very good.)
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WANT.
THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR GLEE!!!!!
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John, passive-aggressively getting revenge for something in the fridge
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A cast of thousands, aiding and abetting
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Doctor Who's On First?
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Oh, if you don't want to read the entire joke, it basically involves someone named Who on first base, so whenever someone asks, "Who's on first," the answer is always "Who," as in, "Who (as in which person) is on first?" "Who (person) is on first," repeated ad infinitum.
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Coincidence?
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"Sherlock! What are you do-" John bit off the rest of the whispered question, desperate to strangle the noise he made in his throat as Sherlock's fingers lightly circled his cock.
"Hush now, John," Sherlock lifted his head to breathe into John's ear, warm murmur sending another flush of arousal through him. "You don't want wake anyone, do you?"
(Where are they going? Is Sherlock merely taking advantage of an opportunity that has presented itself or has John done something to deserve a semi-public handjob? You tell me, anons. Or, you know, just give us some filthy, filthy porn. Whatever.)
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This prompt makes me so happy. =D
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