Prompting Part XXIX
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(or one time John won)
5.
SHERLOCK: Siri, if I said, ‘I love you,’ what do you think John would do?
SIRI: Sorry. I don’t understand. Could you repeat that?
SHERLOCK: It’s not that complicated. What would he say if I said, ‘I love you’?
SIRI: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
SHERLOCK: Not you! Him!
SIRI: Sorry. Could you repeat that?
SHERLOCK: ARG! [throws iphone] Stupid mobile.
JOHN: [enters] Sherlock! Don’t throw your mobile, they’re bloody expensive!
SHERLOCK: It’s stupid. It won’t answer my question. [sulks]
JOHN: Maybe you were saying it wrong.
SHERLOCK: Of course I wasn’t ‘saying it wrong’, I have perfect grammar.
JOHN: It’s a mobile, Sherlock, it doesn’t give a damn about grammar. What did you ask it?
SHERLOCK: …I can’t tell you.
JOHN: Why not?
SHERLOCK: That would defeat the purpose of getting someone else’s opinion.
JOHN: Since when do you need someone else’s opinion on anything?
SHERLOCK: It’s…outside my area of expertise. [blushes]
JOHN: …
JOHN: Oh.
SHERLOCK: What?
JOHN: I see.
SHERLOCK: What? John!
JOHN: Yeah, me too.
SHERLOCK: … I don’t understand.
JOHN: Me too. I love you too.
SHERLOCK: John…
SIRI: You have 1 new text message from: ‘Lestrade, Greg.’ Would you like to read it?
SHERLOCK: Siri, shut up.
SIRI: Powering off now.
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I'm just going to reread this fic now, because I'm smiling just thinking about it, and I could use a lovely start to the morning.
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