Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDmilwaukeemegFebruary 11 2011, 19:38:21 UTC
Sherlock & John in Poland... Auch.
'I know that it might be hard for your overexposed to alcoholic fumes brains that...' 'Sherlock, we talked about stereotypes...' 'Humph. So, what do you think Mr Bsh... Brrrz... Bjen...Brzentschy...B(mumble, mumble, mumble)' 'The name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Mr Holmes' 'That's what I said, B(mumble, mumble, mumble)'
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'They have ROADS here?' 'John, we talked about stereotypes... as you point out every ten minutes' 'Yeah, But ...roads' 'Oh, the name 'roads' might be a little bit... overused in this case, Mr Holmes' 'Why, Mr B(mumble, mumble)ewitsch?' 'You (car hits the hole) will (car hits the hole) see (car hits the hole) in (caR hits a hole) minute (CAR hits a hole). 'Oh, I see (car hits a hole) now.' 'Naw, (car hits a hole)that is(car hits a hole) normal road (car hits a hole), we will (car hits a hole) be on (car hits a hole) damaged (car hits a hole) road in a minute.' 'WHAT?'
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'Oh look, autopsy report, at least SOMETHING!' 'But... The russians wrote it!' 'Your point being, Mr B(mumble, mumble)ewitsch?' 'You can't believe russians!' 'Why?' 'Well... They are from Russia!' 'So that means they are incapable of making a decent autopsy report?' 'NO! You just don't believe in horoscopes, you don't believe things your grandpa says about war and you don't believe RUSSIANS! Promise me, promise me on everything that's sacred to you that you will not believe them!' '...' 'Still not convinced? Gosia! Gosia! That's my niece, 10 years old, Mr Holmes' 'Yes, uncle?' 'Do you believe in what Russians say?' 'NO! NEVER!' 'See!'
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'I read this report about the state of Tupolew plane...' 'Throw it away, Mr Holmes, this is polish report' '... They are incapable of making a decent report?' 'YES. They are completely useless. They probably threw in something about it being our russian invention, what caused only problems, something about God and honour and calvary, don't forget calvary. And their guerilla in II world war, they looove this, stupid polish pricks. And it was russia where the Vodka was invented, you can tell them when you see them' 'I didn't find there anything about the calvary, God or honour...' 'THIS IS A TRAP! IT WILL EXPLODE, DO NOT TOUCH IT! There must be something wrong, wrong with it! LEAVE US, POLISH SATAN!'
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'Hello, how are you' 'Oh, absolutely horrible, my back hurts, my neck is stiff, my left knee is tingling (probably there will be a storm tomorrow), I don't have enough money to buy myself a new car, or even used one, and my sister is going out with some stupid hooligan who never says 'good morning' and my kitten is coughing all the time, and I think my hamster has tuberculosis and when I was young everything was better. Even nostalgia isn't what it used to be... ' 'You're twenty...' 'Still. And y'know what I hate the most? Those stupid people who are always complaining about everything. Oh, and how are you?' '... fine, thanks'
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND2jamieFebruary 11 2011, 19:46:17 UTC
Oh, this just made my evening! This is awesome. True, but awesome :) You know what's the only thing that's missing? Waiting for a train. Preferably in some small town. :)
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDmilwaukeemegFebruary 11 2011, 19:56:13 UTC
Hmmm... 'We're going by ... TRAIN, Mr Watson, Mr Holmes' 'Good, after that crazy cabbie I will never get into a car again. What is 'curva' anyway?' 'Er, that's polish ... euphemism. Yes, let's call it like that' 'oh. When the train should arrive?' 'It's scheduled ... 10 minutes from now.' 'Oh, good! At least we won't wait long in this boring, BORING small city!' 'Er...' 4 HOURS LATER 'I think I know why you Poles use 'curva' so much...' 'I CAN'T TAKE IT, JOHN, THE BOREDOM! THE BOREDOM! THERE ARE NO WALLS TO SHOOT!'
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDmilwaukeemegFebruary 11 2011, 20:05:09 UTC
It's kinda hard to explain why are we saying 'prostitute' every other word. Because that's basicly what 70% of polish population are doing.
"Prostitute! What prostitute is this prostitute doing, prostitute! Have you prostitute seen this prostituting prostitute!" It just takes the meaning out of it, if you know what I mean. :D
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDmilwaukeemegFebruary 13 2011, 20:03:51 UTC
Weeeell, it does. But 'prostitute' is nicer word, I think, and I wanted to keep it as nice, as possible :P But of course you're right!
And the closest translation (of the function) would be 'fuck'. And the word 'fuck' is understandable as it is a VERB. But using a noun as verb, noun, adjective, coma, dot, dash, slash and the whole set... It's linguisticly (is that a word?) wierd. REALLY wierd. At least for me, and my friends from Australia, Germany and USA...
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDnarcoleptic_llFebruary 13 2011, 00:39:43 UTC
'Oh, I see (car hits a hole) now.' 'Naw, (car hits a hole)that is(car hits a hole) normal road (car hits a hole), we will (car hits a hole) be on (car hits a hole) damaged (car hits a hole) road in a minute.' 'WHAT?'
You wouldn't be laughing if you actually had to drive on our roads... :PPP We've got a joke, even: "I was driving in a hole, and then I hit an asphalt!" :P
Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLANDnarcoleptic_llFebruary 13 2011, 15:06:29 UTC
Oy! those roads make my car hurt! hahaha, then again, I lived 16 years in a city where every 3 or 4 months the main water pipe exploded and they had to rip the street wide open to fix it, making the cars go through "alternative" routes that looked a lot like that.
What made me laugh before was that I could totally relate to the experience:
"Sorry we are hitting all the potholes, the sun doesn't let me see very well" "Don't worry, darling, you've hit all of them!"
i powrót z PolskimilwaukeemegFebruary 13 2011, 20:06:34 UTC
- Sherlock, pamiętasz jak po polsku były te... no... takie sklejane z ciasta z mięsem w środku? - Huh? - Sherlock?! - po polsku? Polska? Nie zawracaj głowy... - Sherlock, dwadzieścia minut temu wysiadłeś z samolotu, nie mów mi... - Jakiego samolotu? - Nie. Nie mów mi. Skaskowałeś. - ALE CO?!
'I know that it might be hard for your overexposed to alcoholic fumes brains that...'
'Sherlock, we talked about stereotypes...'
'Humph. So, what do you think Mr Bsh... Brrrz... Bjen...Brzentschy...B(mumble, mumble, mumble)'
'The name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Mr Holmes'
'That's what I said, B(mumble, mumble, mumble)'
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'They have ROADS here?'
'John, we talked about stereotypes... as you point out every ten minutes'
'Yeah, But ...roads'
'Oh, the name 'roads' might be a little bit... overused in this case, Mr Holmes'
'Why, Mr B(mumble, mumble)ewitsch?'
'You (car hits the hole) will (car hits the hole) see (car hits the hole) in (caR hits a hole) minute (CAR hits a hole).
'Oh, I see (car hits a hole) now.'
'Naw, (car hits a hole)that is(car hits a hole) normal road (car hits a hole), we will (car hits a hole) be on (car hits a hole) damaged (car hits a hole) road in a minute.'
'WHAT?'
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'Oh look, autopsy report, at least SOMETHING!'
'But... The russians wrote it!'
'Your point being, Mr B(mumble, mumble)ewitsch?'
'You can't believe russians!'
'Why?'
'Well... They are from Russia!'
'So that means they are incapable of making a decent autopsy report?'
'NO! You just don't believe in horoscopes, you don't believe things your grandpa says about war and you don't believe RUSSIANS! Promise me, promise me on everything that's sacred to you that you will not believe them!'
'...'
'Still not convinced? Gosia! Gosia! That's my niece, 10 years old, Mr Holmes'
'Yes, uncle?'
'Do you believe in what Russians say?'
'NO! NEVER!'
'See!'
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'I read this report about the state of Tupolew plane...'
'Throw it away, Mr Holmes, this is polish report'
'... They are incapable of making a decent report?'
'YES. They are completely useless. They probably threw in something about it being our russian invention, what caused only problems, something about God and honour and calvary, don't forget calvary. And their guerilla in II world war, they looove this, stupid polish pricks. And it was russia where the Vodka was invented, you can tell them when you see them'
'I didn't find there anything about the calvary, God or honour...'
'THIS IS A TRAP! IT WILL EXPLODE, DO NOT TOUCH IT! There must be something wrong, wrong with it! LEAVE US, POLISH SATAN!'
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'Hello, how are you'
'Oh, absolutely horrible, my back hurts, my neck is stiff, my left knee is tingling (probably there will be a storm tomorrow), I don't have enough money to buy myself a new car, or even used one, and my sister is going out with some stupid hooligan who never says 'good morning' and my kitten is coughing all the time, and I think my hamster has tuberculosis and when I was young everything was better. Even nostalgia isn't what it used to be... '
'You're twenty...'
'Still. And y'know what I hate the most? Those stupid people who are always complaining about everything. Oh, and how are you?'
'... fine, thanks'
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'We're going by ... TRAIN, Mr Watson, Mr Holmes'
'Good, after that crazy cabbie I will never get into a car again. What is 'curva' anyway?'
'Er, that's polish ... euphemism. Yes, let's call it like that'
'oh. When the train should arrive?'
'It's scheduled ... 10 minutes from now.'
'Oh, good! At least we won't wait long in this boring, BORING small city!'
'Er...'
4 HOURS LATER
'I think I know why you Poles use 'curva' so much...'
'I CAN'T TAKE IT, JOHN, THE BOREDOM! THE BOREDOM! THERE ARE NO WALLS TO SHOOT!'
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"Prostitute! What prostitute is this prostitute doing, prostitute! Have you prostitute seen this prostituting prostitute!" It just takes the meaning out of it, if you know what I mean. :D
Thanks for support! :P
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I'd say 'kurwa' means 'whore'. Or even 'bitchy bag of whoredom' XD
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And the closest translation (of the function) would be 'fuck'. And the word 'fuck' is understandable as it is a VERB. But using a noun as verb, noun, adjective, coma, dot, dash, slash and the whole set... It's linguisticly (is that a word?) wierd. REALLY wierd. At least for me, and my friends from Australia, Germany and USA...
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'Naw, (car hits a hole)that is(car hits a hole) normal road (car hits a hole), we will (car hits a hole) be on (car hits a hole) damaged (car hits a hole) road in a minute.'
'WHAT?'
I died laughing with this one!
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^Those are Polish roads^
You wouldn't be laughing if you actually had to drive on our roads... :PPP We've got a joke, even: "I was driving in a hole, and then I hit an asphalt!" :P
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What made me laugh before was that I could totally relate to the experience:
"Sorry we are hitting all the potholes, the sun doesn't let me see very well"
"Don't worry, darling, you've hit all of them!"
hahhahaa, anyway =P
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Nice one! :D
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- Huh?
- Sherlock?!
- po polsku? Polska? Nie zawracaj głowy...
- Sherlock, dwadzieścia minut temu wysiadłeś z samolotu, nie mów mi...
- Jakiego samolotu?
- Nie. Nie mów mi. Skaskowałeś.
- ALE CO?!
Sorry. Nie mogłam się powstrzymać. :P
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