Made It.

[sheriffcarter]

Yeah. Okay. Took me longer than I ever thought possible, but I FINALLY got to One Police Plaza.

I seriously need a better map.

Comments

[dontcallmeangus]

Hey, no problem! I'm currently at NYU, but I make the trip back and forth whenever Miss Aya needs me.

Name's MacGyver, by the way. Nice to meet'cha.

[sheriffcarter]

...MacGyver?

[dontcallmeangus]

Yeah. Heard of me?

[sheriffcarter]

That depends. Are we talking THE McGyver here, or just some guy with the last name McGyver?

[dontcallmeangus]

..."The" MacGyver? I'm the only fella I know ('sides my folks) that goes by "MacGyver," so I guess I'm him.

Actually, I've got a better question. Would "the MacGyver" be famous for usin' everyday items to get his way out of a jam, like say, a paper clip to defuse a nuclear bomb, or an FM radio taped to a police transceiver and hoisted up by balloons to act as a radio jammer?

[sheriffcarter]

Yeeah. That'd be THE McGyver.

[dontcallmeangus]

Yep, that's me!

...Y'know speakin' of which, I saw an episode of this TV show here, called "Mythbusters." Talked all about "MacGyver Myths." You tellin' me I'm some kinda TV star in this world?

[sheriffcarter]

I dunno about THIS world. But where I'm from, it's not so much TV star as TV character. Which is why it's kinda hard for you to be THE McGyver. But I guess when there's talking animals running around it's not so hard.

[dontcallmeangus]

Guess so! In that case, I'll do my best to live up to your expectations.

Didn't catch your name, by the way.

[sheriffcarter]

Oh. Right. I'm Jack Carter. Nothin' special here, though. Just a sheriff from a small town, really. A WEIRD small town, really.

[dontcallmeangus]

Nice to meet'cha, Jack! Now, considerin' I've met a lady who could move the ground with her mind, a fella who got energy from the planet injected into him, a talkin' tiger, and two giant monsters, I'd sure love to know how weird your town is in comparison.