Sexism...
...was the cause I broke up with an exboyfriend. He used to tell all those stoopid jokes, about women. So one day I started telling those kind of jokes, but against men. And he got really upset and started saying I was bitter and had no sense of humor. I'm remembering all this because since yesterday the Popocatepetl was erupting, I was wondering if I could get him there and... well, make him jump... you know, to the lava...