The Week My Parents Went Away...
I had the best fuckin weekend ever, and I want you all to know that! Saturday (aka Meredith's birthday and I forgot to call her cuz I SUCK) there was a keg at my house.
A fuckin KEG.
I was at work until 11 and then I raced home to find a broken screen door and the basement door doorknob was completely broken off. Rather than worry about it, I popped open a beer and proceeded to get shitfaced. Like, I ended up swimming in my pool in naught but my capris and bra. It was GREAT. People were "AnTIQUED, motha fuckaaaa!", my puppy got out several times, and I beat Steve at foosball, cuz I'm amazing.
Then, last night there was a mini party. Georgia and I spent all night talking to Steve and Souza. We discussed such diverse topics as: floating porcupines, Blankety-Blank, The Amazing Racist, chicken nuggets and porn, some more about Blankety-Blank (aka my boyfriend-to-be haha), Bagina, teaspooning and wanting suga, and "IS THAT IN THE BOOK?!?!?!" I played beer pong (AND FUCKIN WON!). Team Scotland lost...
Thank you Steve for the most interesting night of my life. Georgia says thanks too, and we both think you're hot.
By far, the most hilarious moment of the night was when Dicico and Tina showed up.... shitfaced out of their MINDS. Dicico jumped on the fuckin beer pong table cuz he was trying to break it, and Tina couldn't even mumble the alphabet haha.
I saw Blankety-Blank at the gas station and he told me he was comng to my house. BUT HE DID NOT. And I was upset lol. Cuz I like him. A hefty sum.
A fuckin KEG.
I was at work until 11 and then I raced home to find a broken screen door and the basement door doorknob was completely broken off. Rather than worry about it, I popped open a beer and proceeded to get shitfaced. Like, I ended up swimming in my pool in naught but my capris and bra. It was GREAT. People were "AnTIQUED, motha fuckaaaa!", my puppy got out several times, and I beat Steve at foosball, cuz I'm amazing.
Then, last night there was a mini party. Georgia and I spent all night talking to Steve and Souza. We discussed such diverse topics as: floating porcupines, Blankety-Blank, The Amazing Racist, chicken nuggets and porn, some more about Blankety-Blank (aka my boyfriend-to-be haha), Bagina, teaspooning and wanting suga, and "IS THAT IN THE BOOK?!?!?!" I played beer pong (AND FUCKIN WON!). Team Scotland lost...
Thank you Steve for the most interesting night of my life. Georgia says thanks too, and we both think you're hot.
By far, the most hilarious moment of the night was when Dicico and Tina showed up.... shitfaced out of their MINDS. Dicico jumped on the fuckin beer pong table cuz he was trying to break it, and Tina couldn't even mumble the alphabet haha.
I saw Blankety-Blank at the gas station and he told me he was comng to my house. BUT HE DID NOT. And I was upset lol. Cuz I like him. A hefty sum.