GT Christmas 2005
Last night was the Goof Troop Christmas Party, and here’s its story:
I arrived at Alyssa’s house at around 3-3:30ish, where we made some delish chicken dinner-type-thing lol (and by that, I mean SHE cuz I merely washed the food haha). It turned out wicked good, and we had a blast while making it (“OUR CHICKEN HAS AIDS!!!” “AZT time…” “WE MUST BRING THIS! But we’ll grab a pizza on the way!”). Soon, it was done, however (and by ‘soon’ I obviously mean NEVERRRRR!) and we were on our merry little ways to the Moynihan’s abode (nice word, I thank the other Jamie for that lol).
As soon as we enter Meghan’s house she tells us that we each had each other in the Secret Santa! Like whosever name we got - they had us! However, that was a lie and it was soon realized that Jaime aka myself was very much without a secret santa.
Dinner ensued, which was quite delish, as I have already said. I was rude when the dessert came out, and I did not at ALL wait for Alyssa to sit down before I started to eat it (it, too, was yummy!). Anywho, after the lovely meal (CURSE YOU, LIPTON!), we opened presents! That’s right, kids, I opened a present, even though I didn’t have one to open. OH, BUT WAIT! YES I DID! I opened Tasha’s present. Since Tasha was clearly not there, and since she was clearly supposed to be my secret santa, and since we clearly NEVER see her haha, I just opened her gift (sorry, if you read this… now you don’t have a secret santa gift… that’s rough… again, sorry lol)! There was some sexual tension between me and Meredith as she sat ON TOP OF ME! But pictures were taken and it was all good.
Next up, HARRY POTTER SCENE IT! That’s right, bitches and hoes, we played Harry Potter: Scene it! We stood at every All Play, we screamed stupid phrases over and over, we talk along during the movie clips… Ahhh, it was great! Some of us even had some ambiance in the form of a plant strategically placed DIRECTLY above our head! (haha lucky you!)
Then we drove around a bit. We almost got run off the road by a MAD MAN, we stalked Teddy Bruski (idk how to spell his name, sorry Alyssa), we sang to ‘Little Drummer Boy’ (“Paaaa rumpapapapapapapapum” lmfao!), and we ended at Applebee’s, where we got asked by a strange man, “Can I start you off with a drink? Maybe a shot of tequila?”
WE ARE NOT 21, MR SKETCHBALL!
So, then we went back to Meghan’s house and everybody got in their cars and drove off. Well, except for me and Alyssa. We almost became FISH FOOD as we slid around on the most dangerous and scary driveway EVER and almost fell into the POND that is surrounded by the “LAKE PEOPLE”!!!!!! But, fear not, we made it out alive, and here I am writing this journal entry!
Tonight is Jackie’s Christmas party, so I need to go and finish my Christmas shopping (today’s the last day I have time to do it!) and then party like it’s fricken 1999, baby!!!!