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I fell into a ditch the other night. I was walking home from the pub and spied a discreet place to have a wee, but I couldn't see where I was in the dark. I was just looking over my shoulder to make sure I couldn't be seen from the road when the bank collapsed under my feet and I found myself knee deep in stinking ditchwater. The bastard was full of nettles too, I got stung on the arse.