Dr. Z challenge

[karri_kln1671]

In honor of David Nykl's scheduled appearance at Shoreleave, I present the Dr. Z. Challenge: Write a Zelenka tale. That's it! The rest is up to you (aside from complying to the basic community rules.) The story does not have to be Zelenka-centric, but he must have a large presence in the story.

Word limit: Min 100 words, Max 10,000

Deadline: August 16