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andria was like: I WISH JASPER HAD HIS OWN CELLPHONE SO YOU COULD CALL HIM AND BE LIKE, "HEY BABY, WHATCHU WEARIN'?"
andria was like: AND WHEN I SAY MONKEYS I ACTUALLY MEAN, LIKE, REAL MONKEYS
andria was like: I SPEAK MONKEY, YOU KNOW
tunafshsandwich: I coulda sworn you just typed "spank"...XDD
andria was like: THAT TOO. RAWR, BABY.
tunafshsandwich: I wonder if anyone's ever pierced a cats nipples, really? O.x
andria was like: THAT'S A LOOOOT OF PIERCINGS. DON'T THEY HAVE LIKE.. SIX NIPPLES?
andria was like: IT'D BE ALL JINGLY
andria was like: BUT THEN YOU COULD BE ALL, "JASPER'S COMING!" AND PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "I CAN HEAR HIS NIPPLE RING'S JINGLING"
The first line is a whole lot funnier if you know the backstory to the "Hey baby watchu wearin'?" thing, but we won't go into that. XD
A PARTYLINE AWAITS ME IN T-MINUS 8 HOURS AND 44 MINUTES. WHOEVER THOUGHT I'D BE EXCITED ABOUT A PHONE CALL?
andria was like: AND WHEN I SAY MONKEYS I ACTUALLY MEAN, LIKE, REAL MONKEYS
andria was like: I SPEAK MONKEY, YOU KNOW
tunafshsandwich: I coulda sworn you just typed "spank"...XDD
andria was like: THAT TOO. RAWR, BABY.
tunafshsandwich: I wonder if anyone's ever pierced a cats nipples, really? O.x
andria was like: THAT'S A LOOOOT OF PIERCINGS. DON'T THEY HAVE LIKE.. SIX NIPPLES?
andria was like: IT'D BE ALL JINGLY
andria was like: BUT THEN YOU COULD BE ALL, "JASPER'S COMING!" AND PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "I CAN HEAR HIS NIPPLE RING'S JINGLING"
The first line is a whole lot funnier if you know the backstory to the "Hey baby watchu wearin'?" thing, but we won't go into that. XD
A PARTYLINE AWAITS ME IN T-MINUS 8 HOURS AND 44 MINUTES. WHOEVER THOUGHT I'D BE EXCITED ABOUT A PHONE CALL?