HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ!!!!!!
100 reasons I love Elizabeth McCarthy
100. she not only knows you, but she probably has your sibling’s screennames and cellphone numbers. “I'll be around every corner you go. Don't you look so surprised.”
99. desktop publishing sophomore year with deacon nick. “It looks just like it does in the book!”
98. she totally made luke cool.
97. she can fit her entire body in her softball pants.
96. one of her cats is named after danny finan.
95. she gives great hugs too.
94. it’s funny when she tries to be serious
93. because she never exhausts a topic of conversation. I think you know what I mean.
92. before I got my license, she used to drive me everywhere.
93. we should have gotten “most likely to be seen together”
92. her signature thumbs-up pose.
91. two words: pam and tim.
90. she makes a really bad night into a comedy and gives everyone their own part. Like the night when the car got towed.
89. she loves seeing plays. I mean, who should have won the cappie for best choir singer? Her!
88. her subliminal instinct. Like she knows when I’m lying or putting off asking my parents something.
87. cause she should have won the PVI award!
86. when she complains, its not annoying, I can totally see what she means.
85. she’s married to general burnside.
84. she used to drive the coolest car. Volvo represent. RIP old pal.
83. cause she will stay eighteen forever, so we can stay like this forever.
82. her brother is ted. ‘nuff said.
81. because when she would miss school, it was the worst day ever. i couldn't go on. she was my yearbook and choir buddy!
80. cj capen.
79. all the night we stayed up talking, and listening to 80’s songs, and quoting lines from all those movies that we love.
78. her undisclosed opinion on peeing in the shower.
77. unlike richie, she actually has redeeming qualities.
76. her pa-dunk ka-dunk
75. she waits to the last minute to everything. Like every Tansil paper due last year she did the period before in yearbook, and the time we bullshitted out Death and Dying Portfolios, and had to drive it over, with 5 minutes remaining.
74. her amazing fasion sense.
73. her love for a good music. i owe most of my cd collection to her
72. she knows that crème brulee is French.
71. she’s a great tumbler and loves Jump 5.
70. no matter what, she will always listen to what I have to say.
69. she became friends with Sean Milligan after she stalked him
68. her fascination for all things Disney
67. She went out with Rob Glorioso
66. her ability to U-turn
65. her respect for the most important film of our time: Justin and Kelly. And for “Get out of my dreams and Into my Car” - can you say the best song ever written?
64. her room is just as messy as mine. And that makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.
63. she loves her boy friends.
62. and their moms.
61. she loves cats.
60. and dogs for that matter.
59. her sexy bangs and ability to pull them off.
58. cause she has the coolest roommate ever. ROSHNI!!
57. because she looks supremely asain.
56. she lets me pump her gas!!! And do her dish duty while her family sits outside!!
55. she’s the only person who would wear an 80’s dress to homecoming with me.
54. the way her house feels like home to me.
53. her ability to make me laugh so hard I pee my pants.
52. because of the time she spilled her oreo milkshake and stained the basement carpet.
51. THE PEEPHOLE
50. the disgusting stain on her carpet in her room, Which is probably still there to this day.
49. she joined yearbook to further her stalking career.
48. because of this picture of her with cheez-its in her mouth. Scariest picture ever.
47. me: “oh, I wasn’t looking at that”
Liz: “Neither was I!!”
46. because of that day we skipped classes and walked around asking teachers for signatures.
45. “there will be no….bwahaha…..SOFTBALL”
44. because I can be completely honest with her, and she won’t laugh.
43. she’s funny. Even as a child. “what did the man say to the dog?”
42. she stopped wearing those blue contacts. I’m sorry, those were just scary.
41. she stands up for what she believes in.
40. she doesn’t live in the outskirts of Vienna, but in the close vicinity of Fairfax/Burke.
39. she stalked shauna.
38. I wouldn’t want to be in the wrong place at the wrong time with anyone else.
37. she makes wearing glasses look cool.
36. the shower at mount 2000.
35. she knows that crack, indeed, can kill.
34. she can get along with basically anybody.
33. because she asks her parents for cool presents, like popcorn and a vacuum, for her birthday. Haha.
32. her 4 year obsession with pat cureton. And she only talked to him once.
31. because everytime I look at my crooked finger, I think of her, and the greatest hug that made it that way.
30. she has a scar on her foot from my toe-nail.
29. she’s liz jizz.
28. she knows what its like to be “one of the guys”
27. I don’t even know where to begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.
26. she knows how to “put on the ritz” and knows “where the boys are”.
25. “yeah, ya like that?”
24. she loves tequila. Yes. Even at 3 in the afternoon. “are we going out? I’m so fucking ugly!”
23. because liz is thirsty.
22. our grandfathers were friends, and our parents went to rival highschools in connecticut.
21. hygiene?
20. she can do great homestar runner impressions. And teen girl squad.
19. when we’re on the phone and neither of us can breathe cause we’re laughing so hard.
18. shes very photogenic.
17. she is the only person I have been to florida with. Twice in fact.
16. she is the grandmother’s casserole of all friends.
15. she has stayed best friends with samanda and katie since 3rd grade.
14. we can talk on the phone for hours about nothing. But she never talks during a good song.
13. when she finally gets what she wants, she doesn’t want it anymore.
12. she kicks butt in model judiciary
11. The Irish Mafia.
10. her impulsive need to buy incubus just so we could listen to Are you in?
9. She had a nervous breakdown and drooled on my leg.
8. She felt me up in the back of Pat’s car driving home from Midgetville.
7. she wears thrift-store soccer shirts all the time, but has never actually played soccer.
6. she got a flaming soccerball tattoo at all night grad party.
5. she has porn star boobs.
4. "honey! i thought i told you to throw that moldy pop-tart away!"
3. she jiggles my arm.and bites it too.
2. because even since we’ve gone to college, we’ve still kept in touch and I miss not being with her all the time.
1. because she is my partner in crime and my best friend. Happy 19th Birthday! I love you so much Liz.
