A text from stu_ath:

[shep_shepherd]

"I see that Elton John is sixty, but what did he request on his birthday list?" Stu reckons a parade of buns(!), but here are some items that I think he may have requested if he wasn't a mega-star and was plain and simple Reginald Dwight:

A big packet of Werther's Originals
A spectacles repair kit
A Baby Belling cooker for his Jennings Roadranger caravanette
A full set of mudflaps for his 1982 Austin Ambassador 1.7HLE
A pair of galoshes
£50 of ASDA gift vouchers

:P

What say you?