4th Wall A Go Go

[shenghuanzhe]

I know I ain't fuckin' hallucinating, so suddenly the ship's manifest says there's a few dozen extra people on board? The fuck?

[Kage's drinking on the job. Classy, Kage.

He doesn't care, though, because apparently the ship is going absolutely nuts. May as well have a drink before the entire Elegante goes tits up.]

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[flipscharger]

You got a Dominic Toretto on that list of yours?

I laughed out loud. GJ.

[shenghuanzhe]

[It's not his voice, but it's close enough. Brian's voice is higher, less gruff and sure of himself. Kage's voice isn't quite the gargling-nails-rumble of Dominic Toretto, but it's definitely deeper than Brian's.]

Laa, ain't got nobody on by that name, man.

gooood :>

[flipscharger]

[Brian mutters under his breath.] Fuck.

Got any plans to pick him up for this little... cruise of yours?

[He says 'cruise' like he means to say 'kidnapping'.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Depends.

[Kage keeps his voice neutral. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the everliving fuck is this?]

...depends on Captain Redd's will. He wants Dominic Toretto, he'll get him.

LOLFAILBOAT

[flipscharger]

If he wants him. Christ.

[Brian is freaked out enough by Kage. It's a good thing he's not reading the other threads!]

Look, I've got an important job to do. If your captain or you don't get me off this boat, you'll be in some super fucking serious shit, you hear?

This page is covered in Paul Walker. It's the best thing ever.

[shenghuanzhe]

Uh-huh, super fuckin' serious.

[Kage is finally back in waters he's travelled a thousand times. Threats, violence and anger are things he's accustomed to from passengers.]

Listen, man, I don't know who y'work for, but they don't mean shit here.

This is our present to youuuu~

[flipscharger]

[Brian is a sadly predictable man. HE IS LIKE CLOCKWORK.]

Ha. Haha. I'm sure they don't.

[He sounds annoyed.]

Guys like you are all talk until they've got a gun to their face, y'know?