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shenghuanzhe

Voice 059

Jul 13, 2010 22:23

Awright, that should do it far as new folks on board are concerned.

[Kage shifts the cigarette to the other side of his mouth, then just plucks it out as he wipes off his forehead with a rag. It's hot as hell on this deck of machinery. In the background there's the clip-clop of hooves and the slap-slap of bare hands on decking ( Read more... )

parsley, an officer and a gentleman, i love my job, why aren't i drunk yet

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heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 05:34:28 UTC

... Parsley?

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 05:38:00 UTC

Yeah, it's this small green herb. Here they put it on food.

heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 05:46:31 UTC

I know what it is. [No, he doesn't.] Why is it appearing in rooms?

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 05:51:24 UTC

[Kage ashes his cigarette and winces.]

Hey, man, ship this big, a few things're bound t'go wrong. How're you doin' anyways? Been a while since I heard y'coo my name all sweet.

[Hello, Ironhide, have some sarcasm.]

heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 05:54:25 UTC

That is a stupid malfunction to have. Unnatural--

[And then he sort of chokes. Sarcasm or no, that's--what was that.]

I have never called you by name.

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 05:58:09 UTC

You ain't never said Kage?

[Kage sucks on the cigarette.]

Shit, man, think you just hurt my feelings there.

heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 05:59:20 UTC

No. I have no reason to call you by name.

[He snorts.]

So?

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 06:01:06 UTC

What you call me instead?

[Kage breathes out a laugh.]

You describe me instead? What you say, "the handsome First Mate with green eyes'n that fuckin' hot accent"? I hope so.

[Yes, he's deliberately flirting with Ironhide because he can tell it kinda flusters the Autobot.]

heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 06:03:24 UTC

"First mate". "Crew".

[He says the terms flatly, and then just growls.]

I--no. You are not attractive, organic. Eugh! Stop that!

["kinda" is an understatement.]

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 06:05:44 UTC

Atch-ch-ch, you say organic like you fuckin' mean it. That's how I know you don't forget my voice or who I am.

[Kage piles on the flirtations. This is amusing.]

heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 06:13:48 UTC

[Growl.]

'Course I mean it. You are organic, not mechanical. And I--how could I forget! You are one of those keeping us trapped here! Nothing more!

[WHAT IS THIS.]

what is this i don't even shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 06:16:08 UTC

Yeah. I'm fuckin' organic, man. Real organic.

[Kage continues to ladel it on.]

So you spend a lotta time thinkin' about how me'n my Captain keep you trapped here? Or just... me?

he's going to BSOD heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 06:21:03 UTC

[That one goes over his head.]

Good for you?

[And then he's back to indignation.]

Only so that we can get home. Stop insinuating... things! I have no interest in humans!

this is beautiful shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 06:23:11 UTC

Who's insin--whatever. Look, I know you don't got an interest in humans, but a one-off's a one-off, know what I mean? It's okay, man, I hear this every so often. It's awright, it don't mean a thing.

i don't even heavyweaponsbot July 14 2010, 06:32:56 UTC

No! I do not!

I have no interest in humans, and I have no interest in you! I--hmnf!

shenghuanzhe July 14 2010, 06:43:09 UTC

Y'know, all these mixed signals on your end are really givin' me a different vibe. What, you embarrassed? I told you 'salright, man. No one cares who fucks who here, save for anyone who wants t'fuck kids, and you don't wanna do that.

[Pause.]

I'm gonna assume you don't.

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