Apr 26, 2010 18:44
[Kage sounds pretty relaxed. Even though his tone and speech is rough, there's no animosity present in his voice.]
So here's the facts'a the matter on this ship: Jen-jen, the fuckin' brat with some kinda obsession for planes, has been makin' a real nuisance of herself. Me'n the other crew been workin' overtime t'shut her down. Slight problem. Clever little bitch that she is, Jennifer's hooked herself into some key ship systems. Long story short: we gotta reboot the life support, electricity, nuclear and other critical systems that you guys need t'live. Reboot means all those systems're gonna be offline for a few days.
But settle yourselves. We're gonna make port somewhere, and all passengers get some extra vacation time. Pack one bag, it's all you'll be able t'take, but where you're goin' you'll find places t'buy more clothes, plenty'a food, entertainment, that kinda thing.
You'll get ten minutes warning before we shut off all passenger-support systems, so for the next 48 hours keep your shit close by because when it's time t'move, you're gonna be moved.
Awright, any questions?
an officer and a gentleman,
event,
let's kill shit,
dredging give-a-fuck bay,
i love my job