Voice 051
[Kage's voice sounds bored and mehcanical, like he's reading off a script--which he is! The paper crinkles.]
Captain Redd wishes me to make it be known that on this glorious day of orni... ... is this even a word? Fuck it. --bird-lovin' anthropo...fofa... This is Zeshat-damned bullshit.
[He crumples up the paper, now that he's done mispronouncing difficult words for everyone to hear. He can practically hear Redd laughing in amusement at watching his dog looking ignorant in front of the cattle.
He blows out a breath and skims the paper to summarize. Damn, Redd is wordy-- but Kage catches that thought. Of course Redd is wordy. He has a lot of great thoughts to write out. The Captain is, after all, a great man.]
My Captain wishes me make it known that there ain't gonna be any ponk unless you all fuckin' simmer th'fuck down and keep the kill-crazy rampages to an absolute minimum. Mimmi, you can't eat ponk, so don't kill no one and you'll get some fuckin' candy. There.
Captain Redd wishes me to make it be known that on this glorious day of orni... ... is this even a word? Fuck it. --bird-lovin' anthropo...fofa... This is Zeshat-damned bullshit.
[He crumples up the paper, now that he's done mispronouncing difficult words for everyone to hear. He can practically hear Redd laughing in amusement at watching his dog looking ignorant in front of the cattle.
He blows out a breath and skims the paper to summarize. Damn, Redd is wordy-- but Kage catches that thought. Of course Redd is wordy. He has a lot of great thoughts to write out. The Captain is, after all, a great man.]
My Captain wishes me make it known that there ain't gonna be any ponk unless you all fuckin' simmer th'fuck down and keep the kill-crazy rampages to an absolute minimum. Mimmi, you can't eat ponk, so don't kill no one and you'll get some fuckin' candy. There.